Sláinte

Here's to the vodka
In Russia it's made
If you're buying that shite
You're just tryin' to get laid

And here's to tequila
Agave so sweet
Drink enough o that stuff
You'll be naked in the street

And then we have rum
The Caribbean's great gift
The only drink that makes the land
Beneath your feet shift

And then we have whiskey
From heaven it's sent
And with that sly mistress
All my money's spent

So whatever you choose
Please raise up your drinks
If the ocean were booze
I'd happily sink

Sláinte!