Sláinte
Here's to the vodka
In Russia it's made
If you're buying that shite
You're just tryin' to get laid
And here's to tequila
Agave so sweet
Drink enough o that stuff
You'll be naked in the street
And then we have rum
The Caribbean's great gift
The only drink that makes the land
Beneath your feet shift
And then we have whiskey
From heaven it's sent
And with that sly mistress
All my money's spent
So whatever you choose
Please raise up your drinks
If the ocean were booze
I'd happily sink
Sláinte!